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===Timeline of "successful" Lunar Lander "missions"===
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! Craft !! Agency !! Date !! Description
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| Luna 9 || Lavochkin || January 31 1966 || First spacecraft to land successfully on the Moon. Touchdown on 3 February 1966 at 18:45:30 UTC. Returned data until 6 February at 22:55 UTC.
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| Surveyor 1 || NASA || May 30 1966 || Landed in Oceanus Procellarum on 2 June 1966 at 06:17:36 UTC. Returned data until loss of power on 13 July.
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| Luna 13 || Lavochkin || December 21 1966 || Successfully landed in Oceanus Procellarum at 18:01 UTC on 24 December 1966. Returned images from the surface and studied the lunar soil. Operated until depletion of power at 06:31 UTC on 28 December.
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| Surveyor 3 || NASA || April 17 1967 || Landed at 00:04 UTC on 20 April 1967 and operated until 3 May. Visited by Apollo 12 astronauts in 1969, with some parts removed for return to Earth.
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| Surveyor 5 || NASA || September 8 1967 || Landed in Mare Tranquillitatis at 00:46:44 UTC on 11 September. Last signals received at 04:30 UTC on 17 December 1967.
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| Surveyor 6 || NASA || November 7 1967 || Landed in Sinus Medii at 01:01:04 UTC on 10 November. Made brief flight from lunar surface at 10:32 UTC on 17 November, followed by second landing after traveling 2.4 meters (7 ft 10 in). Last contact at 19:14 UTC on 14 December.
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| Surveyor 7 || NASA || January 7 1968 || Final Surveyor mission. Landed 29 kilometres (18 mi) from Tycho crater at 01:05:36 UTC on 10 January. Operated until February 21 1968
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| Apollo 11 || NASA || July 16 1969 || First crewed landing on the Moon. The Lunar Module Eagle landed at 20:17 UTC on 20 July 1969. This is when NASA got their petrified wood rocks to give to museums as Moon rocks.
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| Apollo 12 || NASA || November 14 1969 || Second crewed lunar landing.
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| Apollo 13 || NASA || April 11 1970 || Lunar landing aborted following Service Module oxygen tank explosion en route to the Moon; flew past the Moon (free-return trajectory) and returned the crew safely to Earth.
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| Luna 16 || Lavochkin || September 12 1970 || First robotic sampling mission.
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| Luna 17 || Lavochkin || November 10 1970 || Luna 17 deployed Lunokhod 1.
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| Apollo 14 || NASA || January 31 1971 || Third crewed lunar landing. Time to play some GOLF!
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| Apollo 15 || NASA || July 26 1971 || Fourth crewed lunar landing, and first to use the Lunar Roving Vehicle.
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| Luna 20 || Lavochkin || February 14 1972 || Luna 20 soft landed on the Moon in a mountainous area known as the Terra Apollonius (or Apollonius highlands) near Mare Fecunditatis (Sea of Fertility), 120 km from where Luna 16 had landed.
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| Apollo 16 || NASA || April 16 1972 || 5th crewed lunar landing.
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| Apollo 17 || NASA || December 7 1972 || Sixth and last crewed lunar landing and last use of the Lunar Roving Vehicle; the orbiting command module included five mice. This is also the time when TV stations started getting complaints about all the NASA launches interfering with their regular shows, also it seems this is when "we lost that technology, we destroyed it" and it is a difficult process to rebuild.
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| Luna 21 || Lavochkin || January 8 1973 || Deployed Lunokhod 2. (Russian "Moonwalker 2")
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| Luna 24 || Lavochkin || August 9 1976 || Entered orbit on 11 August 1976 and landed in Mare Crisium at 16:36 UTC on 18 August. Sample capsule launched at 05:25 UTC on 19 August and recovered 96+1⁄2 hours later. Returned 170.1 grams (6.00 oz) of lunar regolith. Final mission to the Moon from the Soviet Union.
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| Chang'e 3 || CNSA || December 1 2013 || Entered orbit on 6 December 2013 with landing at 13:12 UTC on 14 December. Yutu rover was deployed from Chang'e 3.
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| Chang'e 4 || CNSA || December 7 2018 || First spacecraft to soft land on the far side of the Moon (South Pole–Aitken basin). Landed January 3 2019 and deployed the Yutu-2 rover. Cottonseeds sprouted in the lander in a biological experiment, the first plants to sprout on the Moon.
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| Chang'e 5 || CNSA || November 23 2020 || First lunar sample return mission from China, which returned 1.731 kg (61.1 oz) of lunar samples on December 16 2020. The orbiter received a mission extension and is currently in a distant retrograde orbit (DRO) of the Moon.
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| Chandrayaan-3 || ISRO || July 14 2023 || Launched on 14 July 2023, Orbit insertion on 5 August 2023, Lander separated from propulsion module on August 17 2023, landed on 23 August 2023.18:02 IST, (12:32 UTC) and deployed the Pragyan rover. First spacecraft to soft land near the lunar South Pole.
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| SLIM || JAXA || September 6 2023 || Launched alongside XRISM as a co-passenger on 7 September 2023. Will attempt lunar swing-by, followed by lunar orbital phase concluding with a pin-pointed landing attempt. LEV-1 and LEV-2 will be deployed from SLIM shortly before landing.
 
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====The technology (the 1969 "tweaker hut") was destroyed ====
[[File:2023-11-14 17 17 55-(1) I'd go to the moon, but we don't have that technology anymore - NASA Astrona.png|200px|right]]
[[Agencies/NASA]] Astronaut Don Pettit says <ref name=PettitNanosecond></ref>
<blockquote>
I'd go back to the moon in a nanosecond, the problem is we don't have that technology to do that anymore, we used to but we destroyed that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again.
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===="Because we didn't go, and that's how it happened"====
[[File:2023-11-14 17 34 47-(2) buzz aldrin confesses we did'nt go to the moon - YouTube — Mozilla Firefox.png|200px|right]]
Buzz Aldrin admits to an 8 year old little girl that the so called NASA moon landing didn't happen. It was a hoax. I think he just couldn't look that little girl in the face and lie to her. Even the old dirt bag has a heart. I give him credit, then again, I guess he figured he didn't have much longer to live. <ref name=didntgo></ref>
 
====Assaulted and threatened for questioning moon landing====
Bart Sibrel was punched by Buzz Aldrin when questioning the moon landing.<ref name=punched></ref> Apollo 15 AstroNOT Edgar Mitchel assaulted Bart Sibrel and recorded them speaking of having him threatening to have him assassinated when he showed them footage that proved the moon landing was faked. <ref name=waxxed></ref>
 
====Astronauts that don't know procedure====
[[File:NASA ASTRONAUT Don Pettit - leak.png|200px|right]]
[[Agencies/NASA]] Actornot Don Pettit when asked a questions about what would you do if there were a leak, his response was:
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And then you have a leak. You would probably seal the whole Cupola off. And then, there's probably a plan I don't off the top of my head, but there's probably a plan for replacing the mechanism.
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You might argue that not all Actornots know every procedure, however Don later explains that he's "one of the science guys" and "one of the repair guys". <ref name=leak></ref>
 
Let's ask a captain of a submarine what they'd do if there were a leak. Of course the answer you're likely to get is "We'd all die". Implosion would occur so quickly, you wouldn't be able to stop it.
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I'm a navy submariner, and I'll try to give some insight, because this is actually a fairly complex question.
 
If there is a leak in the hull and water is coming in from outside, you'd be dead before you noticed it. If you're submerged, the amount of pressure on the hull is pretty tremendous. Any compromise of the integrity of the hull would result in a catastrophic failure and, depending on your depth, implosion.
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====Hair proves space====
[[File:ISS Hair Spray - YouTube — Mozilla Firefox.png|left|120px]]
Women actornots as seen in [[Agencies/NASA|NASA's]] ISS set are shown with hairdews that look like the bride of Frankenstein, sticking straight up and stiff in an unnatural way.<ref name=hair></ref> According the narrative the hair is one of the evidences of space travel, however in zero "G" flight videos you can see women's hair floats in a natural way, similar to what hair would look like under water.<ref name=vomitcomet></ref> <br>
 
 
===In Conclusion===
There are so many discrepancies in [[NASA|NASA's]] missions, maybe if it were just one or two we could wave it off, however there are hundreds if not thousands of inconsistencies, CGI glitches, and tangled guy harness wires and over the years. Fortunately for the 5070 million dollar per day military complex ([[Agencies/NASA]]), there are fanboys that will continue to make an excuse for them, I'm sure every single one of the discrepancy already has some sort of excuse out there. They certainly have flooded the internet with fact-checkers stating the moon landing was real; which is funny, last time I checked, every single fact-checker was later discovered to be a fraud.
 
===Gallery===
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<ref name="punched">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKLsckrTNYg YouTube: Bart Sibrel PUNCHED by Buzz Aldrin for Denying Moon Landing]</ref>
<ref name="waxxed">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg7g2ZJ6L90 YouTube: Getting Waxed - Bart Sibrel - Director's Cut - MM8]</ref>
<ref name="leak">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkhROW9xN0M YouTube: NASA ASTRONAUT | Don Pettit on leaks]</ref>
<ref name="hair">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehpy9WueIdc ISS Hair Spray]</ref>
<ref name="vomitcomet"[>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9avV_kNdOU&t=137s What zero gravity really feels like in the “vomit comet”]</ref>
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