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== What are Satellites? ==
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===What is a Satellite?===
Flip on your TV, you might get unlucky enough to witness [[Agencies/NASA|NASA]] or Google sending another "Satellite" into "Space".<br>
Accoring to the wikipedia, A "satellite" or "artificial satellite" is an object, placed into orbit around a celestial body (up in the sky). Satellites have a variety of uses, including communication relay, weather forecasting, navigation (GPS), broadcasting, scientific research, and Earth observation. Additional military uses are reconnaissance, early warning, signals intelligence and, potentially, weapon delivery.
 
===Satellites in "space"?===
Flip on your TV, you might get unlucky enough to witness [[Agencies/NASA|NASA]] or Google sendingfaking the launch of a rocket to send another "Satellite" into "Space".<br>
 
<big>10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 - LIFTOFF!</big>
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* Forget that services haven't actually improved in decades.
* Forget that they complain about the fossil fuels cause greenhouse effects and fact they use thousands of times more fuel to send up a rocket (that later dumps into the ocean) than any one person could use in their entire lifetime.
 
====The problem is, IT'S ALL FAKE!====
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Satellites are BALLOONS! Yes, a tin can floating with a balloon (like what you give to your kid for their birthday only much much bigger (football stadium size) and costing us millions and millions of dollars).
 
====Why would they lie?====
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The increase in satellite traffic has also caused concern about the increased risk of collisions, both from active satellites and from defective satellites that can no longer maneuver to avoid collisions. [[Agencies/NASA|NASA]] wrote to the FCC on October 29, 2020, to express concern that the increase in large constellation proposals to the FCC could cause a significant increase in the frequency of conjuncture events. (Too many balloons oh my!)
 
===What about the Himawari?===
The Himawari is said to be a geostationary satellite, operated by the Japan Meteorological Agency (JMA). It's purpose is to support weather forecasting, tropical cyclone tracking, and meteorology research.
 
There are many who believe the Himawari provides live video of the "globe" earth, however the images have been proven to be stitched and curve faked using the blue marble data set, which utilizes a flat map and mapped onto a sphere shape. <ref name=Himawari></ref>
 
===Full of gas===
According to NPR, "The World Is Constantly Running Out Of Helium", <ref name=nprhelium></ref> however [[Agencies/NASA|NASA]] consumes the most helium for their spy balloonssatellites and other scientific trickery; each hung on helium balloons the size of football stadiums). One of [[Agencies/NASA|NASA's]] current helium contracts (starting Oct. 1 2023, for two-years) costs taxpayers approximately $149 million. NASA requires helium to support the International Space Station Program (to hang tin cans on balloons) as well as the Orion Programs that support Artemis (satalloons). <ref name=nasahelium></ref>
 
=== See Also ===
* See document of Balloons used for satellites in the Corona Program, Space and Missile Systems Center Los Angeles, CA. Air Force Base <ref name=Corona></ref>
* See document "10 meter Sub-Orbital Large Balloon Reflector (LBR) - May 2014" <ref name=LBR></ref>
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvP5VK96KTk YouTube: Satellite crashes in Brazil]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKGaDCA9yyc YouTube: NASA Launches Super-Pressure Balloon]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjP3wV7bEoM YouTube: Space satellite falls into backyard in Saginaw County]
 
===References===
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<ref name="nprhelium">[https://www.npr.org/2019/11/01/775554343/the-world-is-constantly-running-out-of-helium-heres-why-it-matters NPR.org: The World Is Constantly Running Out Of Helium]</ref>
<ref name="nasahelium">[https://www.nasa.gov/news-release/nasa-awards-contract-for-acquisition-of-gaseous-liquid-helium/ NASA.gov: NASA Awards Contract for Acquisition of Gaseous, Liquid Helium]</ref>
<ref name="Himawari">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfY1tbP_wXs&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2F&feature=emb_logo YouTube: FAKING SPACE - Himawari Hoax]</ref>
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