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== What are Satellites? ==

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===What is a Satellite?===

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Flip on your TV, you might get unlucky enough to witness [[Agencies/NASA|NASA]] or Google ~~sending~~ another "Satellite" into "Space".<br>

Accoring to the wikipedia, A "satellite" or "artificial satellite" is an object, placed into orbit around a celestial body (up in the sky). Satellites have a variety of uses, including communication relay, weather forecasting, navigation (GPS), broadcasting, scientific research, and Earth observation. Additional military uses are reconnaissance, early warning, signals intelligence and, potentially, weapon delivery.

===Satellites in "space"?===

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Flip on your TV, you might get unlucky enough to witness [[Agencies/NASA|NASA]] or Google faking the launch of a rocket to send another "Satellite" into "Space".<br>

<big>10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 - LIFTOFF!</big>

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* Forget that services haven't actually improved in decades.

* Forget that they complain about the fossil fuels cause greenhouse effects and fact they use thousands of times more fuel to send up a rocket (that dumps into the ocean) ~~than any one person could use in their entire lifetime~~.

* Forget that they complain about the fossil fuels cause greenhouse effects and fact they use thousands of times more fuel to send up a rocket (that later dumps into the ocean).

====The problem is, IT'S ALL FAKE!====

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Satellites are BALLOONS! Yes, a tin can floating with a balloon (like what you give to your kid for their birthday only bigger and costing us millions and millions of dollars).

Satellites are BALLOONS! Yes, a tin can floating with a balloon (like what you give to your kid for their birthday only much much bigger (football stadium size) and costing us millions and millions of dollars).

====Why would they lie?====

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* See document of Balloons used for satellites in the Corona Program, Space and Missile Systems Center Los Angeles, CA. Air Force Base <ref name=Corona></ref>

* See document "10 meter Sub-Orbital Large Balloon Reflector (LBR) - May 2014" <ref name=LBR></ref>

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvP5VK96KTk YouTube: Satellite crashes in Brazil]

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKGaDCA9yyc YouTube: NASA Launches Super-Pressure Balloon]

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjP3wV7bEoM YouTube: Space satellite falls into backyard in Saginaw County]

===References===