FAQ/Satellites

What are Satellites?

What is a Satellite?

Accoring to the wikipedia, A "satellite" or "artificial satellite" is an object, placed into orbit around a celestial body (up in the sky). Satellites have a variety of uses, including communication relay, weather forecasting, navigation (GPS), broadcasting, scientific research, and Earth observation. Additional military uses are reconnaissance, early warning, signals intelligence and, potentially, weapon delivery.

Satellites in "space"?

Flip on your TV, you might get unlucky enough to witness NASA or Google faking the launch of a rocket to send another "Satellite" into "Space".

10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 - LIFTOFF!

Rockets burning literally tons and tons of fuel... Birds flying by... Crowds cheering... Constant "blah, blah" from the news presenters!!! Hurray!!! Yes, another multi-million dollar dumpster in "Space" that promises to provide better services for mankind such as telecommunications, television, weather monitoring, or deep space exploration, who wouldn't be excited?

• Forget that services haven't actually improved in decades.
• Forget that they complain about the fossil fuels cause greenhouse effects and fact they use thousands of times more fuel to send up a rocket (that later dumps into the ocean).

The problem is, IT'S ALL FAKE!

Satellites are BALLOONS! Yes, a tin can floating with a balloon (like what you give to your kid for their birthday only much much bigger (football stadium size) and costing us millions and millions of dollars).

Why would they lie?

Why would somebody lie about a multi-million dollar satellite being sent up on a multi-million dollar rocket when all they do is just send up a balloon? Follow the money - It's all a deception to make you believe that the cost of sending satellites up is very expensive to justify their $60,000,000.00 per DAY budget at NASA (yes, NASA costs us 60 MILLION DOLLAR per DAY), not to mention, it's helpful in keeping the fake space fantasy alive. Check the NASA page and look for reason's that we're being charged for CGI and balloons, you might find that the NASA military complex is spending much of our money, and it's resources, planning efficient ways to kill people in the event humans "take over" the planet in an "unsustainable" way. (Guess what the news is saying about population right now?)

This is NOT a Satellite

Satellites are not sent up in rockets. Satellites that are shown on TV floating in "space" are always CGI adult cartoons.

• 

  A Fake "Satellite" "Launch"

• 

  A CGI "Satellite" in "Space"

• 

  A CGI "Satellite" being released from a CGI rocket in "Space"

This is what Satellites really are

Satellites are actually devices hung on huge football stadium sized helium balloons and released.

• 

  a NASA balloon"Satellite"

• 

  a NASA balloon "Satellite" launch

• 

  a NASA balloon "Satellite" crash

• 

  Google balloon "Satellite" crash

• 

  AstroNOT working on a satellite

• 

  More accurate than what NASA told us about satellites

What about telecommunication and internet around the world?

World Internet Map

The internet and telephones still work on cables. It is possible that transceivers hung on balloons could manage some of the telecommunications and internet, but the majority are done with cables. See the map of the internet image.

Since 2013, the One Web satellite constellation claims the satellites are in a Medium Earth Orbit at altitude of 8,063 km (5,010 miles) and have an end-to-end round-trip latency of 238 ms for data services. SpaceX, OneWeb and Amazon all plan to launch more than 1000 satellites each

According to PC Magazine, in 2018, only 9% of America relied on satellites for Internet. The rest of us rely on faster cheaper cable / fiber based internet access.

Satellite rocket launches are FAKE

NASA's rockets just dump into the ocean, of course they cut to full cartoon mode before they show that.

Although NASA is charging us billions dollars for Satellite launches and a CGI cartoons, In reality Satellites are launched from forklifts, hanging on balloons.

While a sky full of satellites is good for internet users, astronomers have expressed concern that the increased number of objects in orbit is already interfering with scientific observations. The reflective surfaces of satellites have interfered with telescope images, and the use of radio spectrum also has the potential to cause disruption.

The increase in satellite traffic has also caused concern about the increased risk of collisions, both from active satellites and from defective satellites that can no longer maneuver to avoid collisions. NASA wrote to the FCC on October 29, 2020, to express concern that the increase in large constellation proposals to the FCC could cause a significant increase in the frequency of conjuncture events. (Too many balloons oh my!)

What about the Himawari?

The Himawari is said to be a geostationary satellite, operated by the Japan Meteorological Agency (JMA). It's purpose is to support weather forecasting, tropical cyclone tracking, and meteorology research.

There are many who believe the Himawari provides live video of the "globe" earth, however the images have been proven to be stitched and curve faked using the blue marble data set, which utilizes a flat map and mapped onto a sphere shape.

Full of gas

According to NPR, "The World Is Constantly Running Out Of Helium", however NASA consumes the most helium for their satellites and other scientific trickery; each hung on helium balloons the size of football stadiums). One of NASA's current helium contracts (starting Oct. 1 2023, for two-years) costs taxpayers approximately $149 million. NASA requires helium to support the International Space Station Program (to hang tin cans on balloons) as well as the Orion Programs that support Artemis (satalloons).

See Also

• See document of Balloons used for satellites in the Corona Program, Space and Missile Systems Center Los Angeles, CA. Air Force Base
• See document "10 meter Sub-Orbital Large Balloon Reflector (LBR) - May 2014"
• YouTube: Satellite crashes in Brazil
• YouTube: NASA Launches Super-Pressure Balloon
• YouTube: Space satellite falls into backyard in Saginaw County