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<big>10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 - LIFTOFF!</big>
Rockets burning literally tons and tons of fuel... Birds flying by... Crowds cheering... Constant "blah, blah" from the news presenters!!! Hurray!!! Yes, another multi-million dollar dumpster in "Space" that promises to provide better services for mankind such as telecommunications, television, weather monitoring, or deep space exploration, who wouldn't be excited?
* Forget that services haven't actually improved in decades.
* Forget that they complain about the fossil fuels cause greenhouse effects and fact they use thousands of times more fuel to send up a rocket (that dumps into the ocean) than any one person could use in their entire lifetime.
====The problem is, IT'S ALL FAKE!====
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