Misc/Greenland Theory/14.16 Santa Claus

14.16 Santa Claus

Santa Claus is a legendary character which is generally depicted as a white-bearded man wearing a red coat with a white collar and cuffs, white-cuffed red trousers, a matching Phrygian Cap (see below), a black leather belt and black boots. He allegedly lives at the North Pole (which does not exist) along with a large number of magical elves and the 9 flying reindeer which pull his sleigh. According to legend, Santa makes a list of children who have been "naughty" or "nice". Come Christmas Eve, December 24th, Santa Clause gives out said gifts to the “nice” children and coal to the “naughty” children. These gifts are made by Santa’s elves in his workshop. In reality, Santa Claus is an old, white, bearded man known whose likeness is that of a Greek philosopher. He is always dressed in red and white, the colors of the Roman Empire (e.g., war flag of the Roman Empire). Santa wears a Greco-Roman Phrygian Cap which is representative of Greenland, the capstone of the Earth. He also wears black boots which represent the fascist boot of the Roman Empire which has been placed on the collective throat of the underworld. Santa lives at the North Pole (i.e., Mt. Olympus or Mt. Zion) which is found in Greenland, home of the Roman Empire. The name Santa Claus (S+N/X+T+C/K+L+S) acronymically and/or consonantly equates to “Sent to Kill System” because Special Forces would travel from Greenland to the underworld on December 24th in order to execute assassinations, coup d’états, terror attacks and wars (e.g., Roman Vikings). Numerically speaking, the number “24” equates to the letter “X” in the Roman-English alphabet, hence Christmas’ nickname of “X-mas”. The letter “X” is representative of death as evidenced by the Jolly Rodger on the pirate flag. Santa gives a “gift” (i.e., a word which translates to “poison” in the German language) to the good children and “coal” (C/K+L) to the bad children, a term which consonantly equates to “Cull” or “Kill”. Santa Clause rides in his “sleigh” because he has been sent to the underworld to “slay” all those who have not adhered to the policies set forth by the Roman Empire. His sleigh is pulled by 9 flying reindeer because numerologically speaking, the number “9” represents the letter “I” in the Roman-English alphabet, an acronym for “Eye” (i.e., spying) which is coincidentally found in most governmental agencies related to espionage (e.g., CIA, FBI, FIS, ISIS, MI5, etc.). Santa accomplishes his tasks with the aid of the Jewish Race who are considered his “elves” because they are much smaller in stature than the Greco-Romans, otherwise known as the Giants of Greenland. Santa Clauses’ wicked plans are executed in the underworld via Santa’s Workshop, otherwise known as Switzerland, home to the CIA.

Phrygian Cap

The Phrygian Cap is a Greco-Roman symbol which is representative of Greenland, the capstone of the Earth. Although they vary in color, Phrygian Caps are generally red, the official color of the Roman Empire. Phrygian Caps are also referred to as Liberty Caps and are identified with the “Pursuit of Liberty”. Connotations of Liberty surrounding the cap evidently stem from the fact that the Roman Empire escaped to Greenland around Anno Domini (i.e., 000 BC/AD) where it has enjoyed its Liberty ever since. In order to dispel the notion that the Phrygian Cap is somehow associated with Anno Domini, modern historical accounts state that a coin issued by Marcus Junius Brutus the Younger (44–42 BC) depicts a Phrygian Cap posed between two daggers. The term “Phrygian” (F/P+R+G+N/X) acronymically and/or consonantly equates “Fire Gen”, a likely reference to Eternal Flame of Rome which was lit in Greenland. The red color of the cap along with the top being pulled forward may be indicative of the Eternal Flame blowing in the wind. Aside from being depicted in various forms of heraldry and vexillology (see below), the Phrygian Cap is depicted on Trajan's Column and the Arch of Septimius Severus in Rome, Italy (i.e., Babylon, the former capital of the Roman Empire). The Phrygian Cap is also worn by “Columbia”, the female personification of the United States of America, “Marianne”, the female personification of France, and Santa Clause.

Phrygian Cap Worldwide

The Greco-Roman Phrygian Cap is currently depicted on the coat of arms, flags, and seals of at least 13 countries and territories around the world, including but not limited to: Argentina: flag of the Argentine Confederation (1850); and the coat of arms of Argentina; Bolivia: coat of arms of Bolivia; Colombia: first flag of Gran Colombia; naval ensign of Colombia; and the coat of arms of Colombia; Cuba: coat of arms of Cuba; coat of arms of Camagüey; and the flag of the President of Cuba; Ecuador: coat of arms of Ecuador; El Salvador: coat of arms of El Salvador; and the flag of El Salvador; France: on the passport of the French Service; Grenada: coat of arms of New Grenada (1854); Haiti: coat of arms of Haiti; and the flag of Haiti; Nicaragua: coat of arms of Nicaragua; and the flag of Nicaragua; Paraguay: coat of arms of Paraguay; and the coat of arms of Paraguay (reverse); Turks and Caicos Islands: coat of arms of Turks and Caicos Islands; and the United States: Aside from being depicted in the seal of the U.S. Amy and the flag of the U.S. Army and the logo of the U.S. Senate, the Phrygian Cap is depicted in the coat of arms, flags and great seals of at least 9 U.S. states, including but not limited to: Arkansas: great seal of Arkansas; Hawaii: great seal of Hawaii; Idaho: flag of Idaho; and the great seal of Idaho; Iowa: great seal of Iowa; New Jersey: coat of arms of New Jersey; flag of New Jersey; and the great seal of New Jersey; New York: coat of arms of New York; flag of New York; and the great seal of New York; North Carolina: great seal of North Carolina; Pennsylvania: great seal of Pennsylvania; and West Virginia: coat of arms of West Virginia; flag of West Virginia; and the great seal of West Virginia.

Phrygian Cap in Popular Culture

The Greco-Roman Phrygian Cap is found throughout popular culture, including but not limited to: Books: “Mystic Rose: Celtic Fire” (2001), a book by Toney Brooks in which Cornish pixies wear Phrygian Caps symbolizing proto-Celtic origins and magical powers; “Rip Van Winkle” (1819), a book by Washington Irving which states that Rip's newly post-revolutionary village had a "tall naked pole, with something on it that looked like a red night cap..."; "The Apple of Contentment" (1939), a Cinderella-inspired fairy tale by Howard Pyle wears in which the Christine, the mistreated heroine, wears a Phrygian cap; and “The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress” (1966), a book by Robert A. Heinlein in which the revolutionist protagonists often wear a liberty cap and is referred to exclusively as such; Cartoons: Cheech Wizard, a cartoon character who wore a Phrygian Cap instead of a pointed wizard's hat; and The Smurfs, a popular comic/cartoon characters are famous for their white Phrygian caps, except for their leader, Papa Smurf, wears a red one; Films: “Cinderella” (1950), a Disney animated feature film in which Jaq and Gus, the two main mice characters, wear small Phrygian caps; Jaq wears a red one while Gus wears an aquamarine color one; and “The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou” (2004), a film in which the main character and his team don red Phrygian Caps; Music: "Then She Appeared” (1992), a song by the rock group XTC which contains the line "Dressed in tricolour and Phrygian cap"; People: English poet and artist William Blake wore a Phrygian Cap to demonstrate his solidarity with the French revolutionaries; and French marine explorer Jacques Cousteau wore a red Phrygian Cap; Politics: “Millard Fillmore, American candidate for President of the United States” (1856); “Abraham Lincoln, Republican candidate for President of the United States” (1860); and “For President, John Bell. For Vice President, Edward Everett” (1860); Religion: Phrygian Cap is worn by the leader of the Bishnois; Science: The term "Phrygian Cap" has been adopted to describe a particular type of common anatomical variant of the gallbladder as seen on ultrasound imaging; Video Games: “Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood” (2010); a video game series which mentions the Phrygian Cap along with the Masonic Eye; and “The Legend of Zelda” (1986-2014), a video game series in which the protagonist, Link, wears a green Phrygian Cap.